A few weeks ago when Donna was gadding about in NYC, I asked my dear pal Lester if he’d have a drink with me at the best bar in the world, aka Velvet Tango Room. I wanted to have a look at its menu and to have a cocktail I created, or rather, riffed on a classic, The Martinez. Mine is called The Berkshire Martinez and I am honored to be on the menu. The bar’s owner is Paulius Nasvytis. In a tale too odd and complicated to go into here, he and Claudia Young, longtime Nashville resident, are an item. Before Lester and I could head off for some greezy Chinese chuck, Paulius and Claudia arrived. They had created a new cocktail and were eager for us to try it. It is a fabulous cocktail—single malt, truffle honey, half-and-half—and a perfect holiday libation, rich and comforting. I was too cheap to fork over $80 for a bottle of the recommended Oban for the photo. The Macallan is perhaps the best-balanced single malt whiskey, so I used that. But I have to agree with Claudia that Oban is perfect. Lester took a sip after I took a sip and wouldn’t give it back, shaking his head over how good it was. Ever had milk punch? This is like the best milk punch ever created.
But it doesn’t have a name! And that means … Contest! Whoever comes up with the best name for this drink wins a signed copy of the new book Salumi (or Charcuterie if you prefer) and a signed copy of Ruhlman’s Twenty: 20 Techniques, 100 Recipes, a Cook’s Manifesto. Special attention will be given to names that include “Cleveland,” but this is not critical. We’re looking for the best name. Feel free to enter as many names as you want.
Here’s Claudia on the creation of this wonderful holiday treat:
“Paulius wanted to do something with truffles because last winter we went to Grant Achatz’s Aviary and had a black truffle Negroni, which was, as one might expect, quite heady and, well, fantastic. So we decided to experiment using truffle honey—and after a few trials and errors I got to thinking that anytime I’d ever eaten truffles it was with something rich—fat and truffles go so well together. So I thought to use half and half. The question then was what spirit—and we both said scotch at the same time. P brought home a few bottles from the bar, and for me Oban was the clear choice. Next up was how to garnish and P said orange and I agreed but with a flame—and voilà! A cocktail was born!
“As for the scotch. I understand it’s not an inexpensive cocktail and that many would consider it sacrilege to adulterate a fine single malt. But I suppose my thoughts are that those who dare will reap the reward. The Oban is somewhat floral and not too peaty. I found The Macallan too big and Laphroaig overwhelming, while the Oban, definitely more finessed, blends beautifully with the truffled honey, cream, and orange. Buy a bottle. Make a few of these, discuss its virtues—and then sip on the rest. To me it is the quintessential holiday cocktail, albeit somewhat decadent. But so is popping a cork on a bottle of good champagne.”
Nicely put.
TBN Cocktail (The Major Award named on 12/5/12)
To serve 1:
- 45 grams/1.5 ounces Oban
- 30 grams/1 ounce truffle honey syrup made with a 1:1 water to honey ratio
- 30 grams/1 ounce half and half
- 1 slice of orange zest for flaming
- Mix liquids.
- Pour over ice.
- Flame the zest: ready the peel over the glass, hold a lighted match close to the peel, moving the flame up and down to draw the oil out, then pinch the peel so that the oils pass through the flame onto the drink.
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The Tremont Panty Dropper
Truff Said
Wait ’til Next Year Punch
Browns Suck. This Is Good.
The Snooty Bee. Or the Snob-Bee. I just can’t decide.
Tribe Sucks. This Is Good.
Cavs Suck. This Is Good.
Claudia’s Milk Punch
In homage to Allen:
The Squiffy Stiffy
Velvet Jazz Trio
Back Room Top Shelf
Velvet Tartan
Kiss on the Kilt
Cleve of Scots
Andrew on Erie
Bonnie Prince Cleveland
The Eleanor Parker
She’s from Cleveland! I think most of us “youngsters” know her best as the baroness in The Sound of Music. But what a brilliant and sophisticated beauty. And a lovely person from what I hear!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eleanor_Parker
The Velvet Fog
Honeyed Truffle –
Lion’s Milk –
Cleveland Fog –
Brown Bomber Bracer –
Last Tango in Cleveland
The Velvet Seduction
bainne máthar……..Gaelic for “Mother’s milk”
Little Bay Punch
Ballan Losgainn
Bog Punch
Breaveheart
Truffle Bog Punch
Highland of Cuyahoga
Cuyahoga Creme
The “Bloody-Nine” (see Joe Abercrombie)
I would have definitely not thought to do this to a glass of 18 year old Macallan…but it IS good.
Cleaved Claymore Cream
…or a Claymore Cleaved Cream, making better use of the play on “Cleaved” than in the first offering
not sure if that’s a second vote, hehehehehe…
The “Sho Nuff”
No one has said, “Cleveland Creamer” yet?
Just realized we can submit more than one!
My first from yesterday morning:
Cuyahoga Flyer
This mornings entries:
Cleveland Ceilidh
Celtic Fog
Tango’s Fancy
The Kilted Clevelander
Spirit of Cleveland Heights
hmmmmm…..more coffee, then maybe I’ll be back for more!
Loving the entries! Michael, you have a tough decision
Not that my vote really matters, but “Celtic Fog” is a great name – better than any I came up with!
The Cleveland Truffle
Human Kindness.
Royal Loyal Clevelander (coulda been you, LBJ)
Claudius Clevelander
The Bee Brogue
Gotta Have More Cowbuzz
Babe
Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more Cowbuzz.
Cleveland Cowbuzz, that is
B Flats
Cleveland Sassanack
Cuyahoga Scuddy
or TCB – Tremont CowBuzz
Dont know if black or white truffles being used ..
)
Dirty Tango
Black Pearl
Velvet Truffle or Truffled Velvet
Dirty Blondie
The Dorothy Fuldheim
The Bride of Lammermoor
Classic SIr Walter Scott novel. Bride in white. Hmmm reference to “King James”. Lucy Ashton descends quickly into insanity and dies. It’s a happy tale.
Russian stinger
Brown Russian
(any play on the famous White Russian)
The Tartaned Caucasian
“leg lamp”, “frageelay”, or “major award”
it’s the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in a glass.
Cream of Truffle
“Cuyahoga”
The Rushing Brown
I’m sure someone must’ve come up with this, but how bout some bible references? (ie. land of milk and honey) Riverwater of Canaan? Fruit of Exodus? Burning Bush’s Boon?
The craziest one I can think of is Moses’ Claymore or Moses’ Bagpipes. If it was Irish whiskey, it could’ve been Moses’ Shillelagh and be much more apt…sigh.
The gilded armchair
“white burning river”, “merry moo-ses cleveland”, “honey hutt highlander”, “orange paulius”, and “the wuny” (wait until next year, our official sports cheer, and apropos toast for the holidays/new year).
A Scot in the Promised Land (Cleveland)
Truffled Kilt
Scotch Kiss
The Frost Moon. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver_moon
Atholl Brosia?
Milk & Macleveland
Real Bees Wear Kilts
The Kilted Cleveland Bee
Whatever you call it I am so making this as soon as I save enough for the ingredients! Pure indulgence.
It’s a bit long-winded, but I think ” A Smokey Cleveland Christmas” has a nice ring to it. The name can always be changed to a “A Smokey Cleveland Holiday”, “A Smokey Cleveland Hanukkah”, or “A Smokey Cleveland Kwanza” depending on the bar that’s selling it.
Rusty Truffle
The Cream Bee
Scotch Truffle
Burgundy Truffle (because of Ron Burgundy in Anchorman)
Honeyed Truffle Cream
Cleveland Truffle Cream
Cleveland Fling
White hare or moon rabbit
The Tipsy Pig
The Bee’s Knees
#1: Honey Sky
#2: Creamy B
#3: B cloud
Or any variation of those 3
I like all of them
Cleveland Cliffhanger
Land of Milk and Honey
Land of Malted Milk and Honey
Milk and Honey
Malted Milk and Honey
Land of Milk and Honey with
Orange Flames
Land of Malted Milk and Honey with
Orange Flames
Milk and Honey with Orange
Flames
Malted Milk and Honey with Orange
Flames
Milk and Honey with Flames of
Orange
Malted Milk and Honey with Flames
of Orange
Maltini
Whiskini
Cleveland reference:
Szell’s Fruitless Analysis with
Orange (yeah, I know)
Szell’s Private Tears
Szell’s Domination
Szell’s Scores
Szell’s Bliss
Szell’s Moment of Bliss
Szell’s Droplets of Bliss
Szell’s Baton
Droplets of Bliss
Droplets of Bliss with Orange
Flames
Droplets of Bliss with Flames of
Orange
Szell’s Scores with Orange Notes
Szell’s Private Tears with Orange Notes
Any of Szell’s above + “with Orange Notes”
Cleveland Cream
Cleveland Winter Scotch
Snow on Truffles
Argyll Mod
mothers milk? west highland punch? heather and peat?
It’s expensive, how about ” highland maintanance”
Dedicated to the ‘Cleveland show of No Reservations’ and Cleveland literary great, the late Harvey Pekar, I combined the last names in that episode: Pekar’s Ruhldain.
Cleveland Crush or the Heights
Savage Silk
CleveLand of Milk and Honey
CleveLand of Malted Milk and Honey
tartan tipple too twee?
Bee-sting Brogue?
Abbey Park Punch?
This is way too much fun, thanks for leaving more time, last time the next day was locked out and said I was cheating although no time limit specified.
Cleveland dirk lifter, or just Dirk lifter, less filthy, more violent
Cleveland Promise
Cleveland Sweet Bee
Cow Bee
Lactating Bee
Dirty Dingus Mcbee? RobBee Browning? ok maybe too many G and Ts
Dairymans’ dram Learning a lot about cleveland, thank you
On the map you are south of downtown the scots and irish use slainthe as a toast, so Southside Slainthe
The Flora Macdonald, if any one needed or deserves a drink it’s her, present and aquitted of the escape of Bonnie Prince Charlie from Scotland, moved to America and lost everything for participating in the revolution, and was attacked by pirates on the way back to Scotland refused to leave the deck and wounded. Amazing woman, has a dance named for her, Flora Macdonalds Fancy that she danced for Bonnie Prince Charlie
Cleveland Cure
The Ghost of Cleveland Past
The Henry Chisholm (The father of the Cleveland steel trade and Scotsman)
The Rustbelt Chisholm
The Winton Bullet (Named after Alexander Winton, found of the Cleveland based Winton Motor Car Co. and his 1902 Winton Bullet), FYI also a Scotsman)
The Winton Flyer (A “Winton Flyer” is featured prominently in William Faulkner’s Pulitzer Prize-winning 1962 novel The Reivers; in fact, the 1969 film version of the novel starring Steve McQueen was known as The Yellow Winton Flyer in the UK.. Yep, that’s Alexander Winton too)
Santa’s Nightcap.
A “Cleveland Holiday”
Birthday bash this weekend, bought a bottle of Oban, jar of truffle honey (more than two half gallons of Barton’s!), had a few no named beverages. I love that you can taste everything, my first thought was I would prefer the scotch straight, which I certainly did have.
Post hangover day take on it; it was a very memorable, special, not too sweet, a masterpiece, work of art. Special, more so than the straight scotch.
Never been to Cleveland, so I’m not qualified to name it with a reference to Clevland.
Now for Fergus Hendersons lamb kidney with a glass of Black and Tan champagne.
Thanks for the recipe.
Bonny Buzz
Cloudy Celt
Honeyed Highlander
Flee to the Cleve
Mac n’ Cleve
The Cleveland Kilt would be an appropriate name. A short and catchy name in fact.
Truffles always bring to mind the pig. It’s always good to reference the mighty pig! So how about
The Velvetine Pig
or
Pig in Kilt
Cleveland on the rocks
“F**k Santa” Milk Punch
Highland Winter Fling ( or Buzz, Revelry, Merry)
Winter Holiday Balm
Cleveland Soul Warmer
Cleveland Comfort.
Sounds like a more rich, fabulous version of a hot toddy. Plus, the name gives a nod to the South, for the Nashville vibe.
Sweet Willie Mae
(Blown out of business by Katrina)
The Dundee Dinger, named after the sunken ship:
http://www.ohioshipwrecks.org/ShipwreckDetail.php?AR=3&Wreck=6
A peaty nipple
Buzzmoo.
Creamy Bee.
Creamedmekilt.
Scottish Hive.
Good memories
That’s what I’d call it. I remember it more than the scotch sampler. Like my first sip of brandy and Benedictine with coffee and fresh whipped cream. Unforgettable!
Oban’s bane.
The truffle suckle